1.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
2.
<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.
3.
<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?
4.
<born1986> OMG i ----- did it!!!
<born1986> ----!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass>
<born1986> --------
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb
5.
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
- <Ouroboros> Ok.
- <tag> | .
- <Ouroboros> . |
- <tag> | .
- <Ouroboros> . |
- <tag> | .
- <Ouroboros> | .
- <Ouroboros> Whoops
6.
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
- <knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
- <knightmare> ...
7.
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
- <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
- <BonyNoMore> wait
- <BonyNoMore> never mind
8.
(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
9.
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
10.
<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those
who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID
11.
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
12.
<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
13.
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
14.
<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
15.
<h|tler> HOW THE ---- CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M
WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
16.
< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.
17.
<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he
chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense
18.
Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
19.
<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
<mat|t> rofl
<MortalKombat> omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!
20.
<DigiGnome> Real life should have a f-----g search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.
21.
<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
22.
<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic
23.
<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused
24.
<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization
25.
<+mOrphz> damn it :/
<@Lego> damn it :/
<+mOrphz> stop that
<@Lego> stop that
<+mOrphz>
<@Lego>
<+mOrphz> Lego smells
<@Lego> Lego smells
<+mOrphz> /quit
quit: (Lego) (~leet@apex|Lego.user.gamesnet) (Quit)
26.
* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?
27.
<Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked
<Fireslide> *this
* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (12‹61912›)
28.
<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.
29.
* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
30.
mdiym42: note to self
mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them
